|
||||
|
I always think that actually eating a cake is less satisfying than the anticipation of culinary delight one experiences in looking at them. An exception are the rare, old-fashioned sponge cakes with a layer of creme in the middle and on top and a few strawberries for decoration. Here you see what you will get [...] Q: What did the Frenchman say when bail was denied? A: IMF’d. Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it Administratium. Administratium has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It has, however, 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of [...] The danger of doing things too quickly. Here. Thanks BL (I think). For those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it… 1967: Long hair, 2010 : Longing for hair 1967: KEG, 2010: ECG 1967: Acid rock, 2010 : Acid reflux 1967: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor, 2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1967: Seeds and stems, [...] Molly offers to put her womb to use. HT BL That was Churchill on Attlee. A paraprosdokian (from Greek “παρα-”, meaning “beyond” and “προσδοκία”, meaning “expectation”) is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe the first part. It is frequently used for humorous [...] The world’s best one-liner? Tim Vine has been crowned king of the one-liners after one of his gags was named the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe. Tim won for the gag: “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.” This Aussi-sourced YouTube on the European debt crisis was hilariously scary. It has been doing the rounds but I picked it up on Greg Mankiw’s blog. I’ve decided to accept advertising on my blog. A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, ‘How will I recognize him?’ ‘That’s easy; he’s a dwarf with a speech impediment.’ So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female [...] It was the first day of a school in the USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. [...] Keeping your canine fit. On stair climbing that is fun. Thanks JS&CD …always ended up here. 94.6% of Australian workers retain their jobs a year after the world experiences the worst financial crisis for 80 years. This compares with 95.8% prior to the crisis when the economic ravages of the Howard Coalition Government were still bearing on the down-trodden Australian working class. This disasterous state of affairs has led the reformist [...] Sometimes one needs a bit of humour. HT Boingboing and JB This is power shepherding. Literally brilliant. Thanks Bernd A former boss of mine (now deceased)* collected jokes. He wrote them down and filed them and, on having enjoyed a few drinks, could recite joke after joke until the bar shut down. I envied him intensely as although I love good jokes – particularly vulgar ones – I can never remember them. I laugh like [...] Guest post by Sir Henry Casingbroke A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, discouraged and depressed, [...] |
||||
|
Copyright © 2012 Harry Clarke - All Rights Reserved |
||||
Recent Comments